Thursday, August 12, 2010
August 12, 2010 Laura Schlessinger
Hi douchebag devotees. Sometimes here at DOUCHEBAGS DAILY we have a hard time just picking one douchebag to focus on. But today a skinny white wrinkled douche made it real easy for us. Radio talkdouche Laura Schlessinger (she calls herself a Dr. - we just can't call her... wait a doucheminute maybe that's a good idea) Ahem... We would like to start over.
Hi douchebag devotees. Sometimes here at DOUCHEBAGS DAILY we have a hard time just picking one douchebag to focus on. But today a skinny white wrinkled douche made it real easy for us. We're talking about Dr. Douche! Yeah. I like it. Let's go with that.
Dr. Douche (a.k.a. Dr. Laura Schlessinger) decided that she's an expert on using the N word. She knows when you can use it. She knows who can use it. She even knows why you voted for Barack Obama... 'cause you're black and he's "half black". Wow! This kind of dumb usually takes two douchebags but she fit it all in one. Dr. Douche goes on to chastise her caller (who is black) because the caller says she has a hard time when some white people don't recognize their insensitivity to race relations...namely her white husband. Sounds like maybe she wanted some advice on how to have a peaceful and successful marriage. But Dr. Douche decided the call was more about how she (as a fake doctor and everything) was an expert on being black and black people aren't. Holy racist.
Wait a sec... let's back up. Is she or isn't she a doctor? Well the DOUCHEBAGS DAILY research team just handed us this note hot off the interwebs... The Answer: Yes she is a doctor, but her doctorate is in the biological field...in Physiology, not Psychology. You know where they study things like this...
Makes perfect sense right?
We don't know about you but we at DOUCHEBAGS DAILY love to be told what to do. Just ask our office stylist. Just the other day she reminded us that it's a good thing to boycott Target because not only are they so homophobic that they give tens of thousands of dollars to fight LGBT equality but their clothes suck too. Good tip office stylist. But we digress.
Dr. Douche has apparently apologized on her website but see we at DOUCHEBAGS DAILY really believe ('cause you know she's been a douche now for a very, very long time) that her true colors came out today. Dr. Douche you really are fascinating with all your bullshit explanations on feminism and how LGBT folks are misguided - memba how we protested outside Paramount Pictures when they wanted to give you a show on the tele and then they realized we were right and you are way wrong. Douchebag! Listen to the exchange HERE >>>
Right? What a douche! I mean how many people do you know have a whole website devoted to STOPPING you from doing what you do. Dr. Laura does.
We can't help ourselves. She's the only Dr. Douche we know. So therefore, let it be known, here on the interwebs and throughout Doucheville and all it's suburbs, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, you are our DOUCHEBAG DAILY! Hey! Congrats girl!